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27 Nov

Haute Patrol: The weekend social media went dark

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Our beloved Hauteliers, after an uneventful weekend and a much needed cleanse from social media, we thought it’s only healthy if we start off your week with what amuses us the most: spewing mindless judgment onto famous celebrities, who despite the shutdowns across the country were providing us with quite the distraction with their red carpet-ery, which we’re sure is exhausting in its own right.

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So let’s sip our lattes and put our judging glasses on; it’s time to ship off our celebrities…

 

Sadaf Kanwal

 

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She is the style goddess we all need to worship.

 

Hadiqa Kiyani

 

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This isn’t an outfit, it’s a cry for help.

 

Hareem Farooq

 

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Repeat after me: “I will not show up on the red carpet looking like Momina Mustehsen.”

 

Fahad Mirza

 

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Whatever!

 

Ayesha Toor

 

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Halloween is over; you can take your Cher costume off.

 

Sarwat Gillani

 

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It’s quite basic and bland, we wish she’d try harder!

 

Yasir Hussain

 

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That jacket looks way too small and the shoes are quite hideous. Also that hair…should we book you an appointment at N Gents?

 

Nadia Hussain

 

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That top looks like you fell in a 4 year old girls birthday cake and decided, “Wait a minute, I can pull off icing.”

 

Mahira Khan

 

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Minimal glam always works best for her although when you show up in public, make sure you hem your pants.

 

Zonia Anwaar

 

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Works for us.

 

Nausheen Shah

 

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Miss Nausheen gives us another slay, just in time for the wedding season.

Haider Maqsood

The author is our Haute Lahore Correspondent, who's a part time writer with a full time passion to stay candid and loud!