Our beloved Hauteliers, Lahore finally got to host a night to celebrate chocolate (yes, that is a thing that Karachi’ites have been enjoying for a while) and all the (skinny) people that would probably run a mile away from the slightest whiff of the delicious goodness came out to attend it. Being the good sports that we are, we went with our Man-Spanx tightened and our heads held high into the fantasy land of pure indulgence.
Meesha Shafi performed as a galactic goddess welcoming everyone into her lair – that crazy skirt show was truly a spectacle to look at – and her performance was followed up by a fashion segment that made us feel like it belonged on a real runway, bravo to them all! However, that’s not why we’ve called you all here today; it seemed most of the attendees equated ‘chocolate show’ to a ‘let’s go basic’ day. Boys and girls, grab yourself a seat and join us in the conference room because we’ve got tons of judgment to pass before the closing today. Roll up you’re your sleeves and let’s get to it.
At least somebody decided to show up as a model should. Don’t be surprised at how much we love this.
We feel like your body is screaming for air in this but we’ll ignore it as that seems like the intention but this entire look is just trying way too hard. Maybe next weekend, kay!
We like the jacket, we do, but it’s just not the day for it. The look would have been just so much nicer without it.
The return of Hilary Clinton and her pantsuit.
Because when you are Shaan Shahid, you get to show up to a black tie affair as a hot professor. The look comes with its very own coffee stain (or is it chocolate?) and chunky belt.
Meh, we’re starting to question your choices.
The hair and makeup are as close to perfect as they’ve ever been; the color of that dress, however, is making you look anemic. Shoes are wrong too.
I see he’s still playing Ali Zafar, cute.
Lord knows we’re not fans of black but God, how this look pops with just the right shoes. Another clutch option, maybe?
What a beautiful dress and we’re pretty sure this is one of the best looks from the night. Ladies, take note of Junior Miss.
What a cute dress for just the wrong place. Wear it to brunch, it’ll get applause.
Yup, that’s a real human being.